INCASE YOU MISSED IT:
I am old, apparently.
I know this because I am starting to feel a little achier in my joints, and because people keep reminding me.
Not directly, of course. No one has stormed up to me and yelled “get out of the club, old lady” in my face or anything. Although I wouldn’t blame them if they did – when I was 18 I was disgusted by the sight of anyone over the age of 25 year old on the dancefloor and laughed for a week when my mate accidentally kissed someone who was close to 30. Get out of here, dinosaur!”… [read more]